Joined: 20 Feb 2006
Location: Magic Mushroom Land
Post subject: Explanation
Lawyer 1: "Mr Hatchenson, who is Zee Captain?"
Lawyer 2: "Tell us the truth" The space-time lawyers wanted answers. They were here because of Captain.
Because your atomic doppelganger destroyed their properties, they came to confiscate our past and future.
BUT THEY COULD NOT
They wanted to find out why the universe is doomed. They would violate my dreams for this purpose.
But long ago I locked them away in a little blue tiara. Lawyer 1: "Answer us"
Lawyer 2: "Confess your crimes"
Lawyer 1: "Submit to the biomass"
Lawyer 2: "Tell us everything" They would pester me for all eternity. But I found a way out.
"NO! YOU ARE ALL SHOES!"
No shoe can steal my secrets. They were just shoes.
VICTORY WAS ACHIEVED
And so I sailed across the ocean to the paradise land of pancakes and merryness.
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