Very gunning!! Wouldn't like to get shot by that. Hmm.. I can see your wife using that in an explicit way...
*Runs from being shot*
A boy was singing in a school hall when suddenly the immensity of the infinite universe hit him, and his eyes blasted out of their sockets and his lips burst and he fell to the ground and wept, his conciousness leaking out of his skull in gas form (which frightened the younger children).
Also, I'm banned.