[ Midtown Madness 2 Central ] [ Midtown Madness 2 Central ]

Midtown Madness 2 Central > Soap Box > For our resident kiwi
View previous topic | View next topic
Author
Message Post new topicReply to topic
wannagoodcar1
MM2C Regular

Joined: 17 Nov 2010
Posts: 169


Status: Offline


Post subject: For our resident kiwi Reply with quote

I found this while scrolling through my newsfeed. Having lived in New Zealand, I found it pretty funny Very Happy

FaceyBook wrote:
How to speak New Zealand

Say out loud for full effect!

Milburn - capital of Victoria
Peck - to fill a suitcase
Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects
Pigs - for hanging out washing with
Pump - to act as agent for prostitute
Pug - large animal with a curly tail
Nin tin dough - computer game
Munner stroney - soup
Min - male of the species
Mess Kara - eye makeup
McKennock - person who fixes cars
Mere - Mayor
Leather - foam produced from soap
Lift - departed
Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman
Kittle crusps - potato chips
Ken's - Cairns
Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim
Jungle Bills - Christmas carol
Inner me - enemy
Guess - vapour
Fush - marine creatures
Fitter cheney - type of pasta
Ever cardeau - avocado
Fear hear - blonde
Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym
Duffy cult - not easy
Amejen - visualise
Day old chuck - very young poultry
Bug hut - popular recording
Bun button - been bitten by insect
Beard - a place to sleep
Sucks Peck - Half a dozen beers
Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline
Beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests
Veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden
One Doze - well known computer program
Brudge - structure spanning a stream
Sex - one less than sivven
Tin - one more than nine
Iggs Ecktly - Precisely
Earplane - large flying machine
Beggage Chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the earport
Sivven Sucks Sivven - large Boeing aircraft
Sivven Four Sivven - larger Boeing aircraft
Cuds - children
Pits - domestic animals
Cuttin - baby cat
Munce - usually served on toast
Post 27 Nov 2011 03:09 am
View user's profile Send private message
_Tim_
Kiwilicious
Administrator

Joined: 22 Mar 2005
Posts: 1259
Location: Where the wild things are.

Status: Offline


Xbox Live Gamertag:
TimNZ
Post subject: Reply with quote

Our accent is awful (despite what some say) .. Though some of those I'd put more as Australian pronunciation. *shrug*
_________________
<- My experimental pages.
Post 27 Nov 2011 06:29 am
View user's profile Send private message
wannagoodcar1
MM2C Regular

Joined: 17 Nov 2010
Posts: 169


Status: Offline


Post subject: Reply with quote

Meh, I found it pretty entertaining and more kiwi Smile But Kiwi accents are mad Smile
Post 27 Nov 2011 08:00 am
View user's profile Send private message
Outback2k1
No frackin' way!

Joined: 20 Jul 2002
Posts: 435
Location: New England, USA

Status: Offline


Post subject: Reply with quote

It's kind of funny how similar that reads to a Texan accent on paper.

Worlds different in real life though.
_________________
Post 30 Nov 2011 04:35 am
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website MSN Messenger
Display posts from previous: Post new topicReply to topic

Page 1 of 1 All times are GMT


Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
Home - MM2C.com - Contact - Staff & Seniors - FAQ - Community Rules - Syndication


Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group