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chris534mm2
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http://www.cleverbot.com/
This site is HIlarious


User: Youtube poop.

Cleverbot: Youtube is fun.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Metacafe.

Cleverbot: Ew.

User: Inorite.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Nope, chuck testa.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I specialize in the most lifelike dead animals you;ll see.

Cleverbot: Are you an expert?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are you an expert in?

User: Angry birds.

Cleverbot: What is your score on angry birds?

User: ITS OVER 9000.

Cleverbot: WHAT 9000?!?!?

User: Fire away!

Cleverbot: How many states were in the United States in 1779?

User: 3.

Cleverbot: Thats not many.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Im from canada eh.

Cleverbot: Never mind:).

User: Take off you american hoser.

Cleverbot: No thanks, but how about you trying to be nicer to me?

User: Nahh.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite breakfast?

User: ADKAF.

Cleverbot: Is is offensive if I ask about your programming?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is he famous for?

User: Acting.

Cleverbot: Are you a human male?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: I need a job. But I'm not a hedonist.

User: You already have a job you jerk.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How?

User: You are a pirate.

Cleverbot: Do I own a ship?

User: You are a cow.

Cleverbot: No, I'm alien from planet Mars.

User: Coool, cow aliens.

Cleverbot: You you you.

User: MOOOOOOOOOO\.

Cleverbot: Mooses is the plural? Seems like it should be similar to 'Geese', you know 'Meese' Smile.

User: Mmmmmmooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Cleverbot: Mmm hmm or hmmm mmm?

User: Smile))))))))))))).

Cleverbot: Error: (E7K2YS).

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: I need to do my homework, but I don't want to. D.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: Should I do my homework now?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you are a cow alien.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: You are form mars.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really really?

User: Lolkdsaokf poifjnd.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Spoiken ti deustch?

Cleverbot: Sorry, but I don't think she'd like me giving her name to you.

User: Oh...

Cleverbot: What a bummer.

User: Inorite.

Cleverbot: 'inorite'?

User: I know rite you american hoser.

Cleverbot: Do you like You Me At Six?

User: K.

Cleverbot: And you can't spell.

User: 5.

Cleverbot: You are old enough to get married.

User: N0.

Cleverbot: Then tell me a story.

User: 789.

Cleverbot: 45347347.

User: $#33%.

Cleverbot: What is binary for 01.

User: 01.

Cleverbot: 789.

User: Uhoh 7 ate 9 oheeeheehehee.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: 5.

Cleverbot: You not funny.

User: D:.

Cleverbot: Why do you ask?

User: Donno, just felt like it.

Cleverbot: Alright, fair enough.

User: Kill bill.

Cleverbot: Oh I haven't seen that yet, what's it about?

User: Killing bill.

Cleverbot: You just killed me?

User: Yes\.

Cleverbot: So, how are you? Did you have a nice new year?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: 2012.

Cleverbot: Hmm. Is the world really going to end in 2012?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because it already ended on may 21 2011.

Cleverbot: Well atually I have to agree with you that it is slow.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I hate school.

User: You stole my PBJ sandwitch Sad.

Cleverbot: Why did I steal your heart?

User: Lkhgdskfdmhfmd.

Cleverbot: Sri Lanka.

User: Bangladesh.

Cleverbot: Africa?

User: Thats not a country you hoser.

Cleverbot: Yo mama I so fat she could eat the Internet!

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: That's not a prove.

User: Well yo mama so fat when she had the sorting hat put on her head she got called to the house of PANCAKES!

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Poo.

Cleverbot: Well that's not so great.

User: Oop.

Cleverbot: No, that doesn't work.

User: Gip funny colours.

Cleverbot: What do you think of Learren?

User: He stole my face.

Cleverbot: Why does it always rains on me?

User: Cuz the gods hate you BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNNNNNN.

Cleverbot: Where were you born?

User: On the moon.

Cleverbot: The moon?

User: THE MOOOOON.

Cleverbot: Can you see the moon?

User: N PO\]\.

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: H]0\.

Cleverbot: Where making this happen.
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tl;dr
Post 07 Jan 2012 01:36 am
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lol 1779, I'm pretty sue there were 13 states from the 13 colonies. Very Happy
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Where making this happen.








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It's best when you hook CleverBot into Omegle. Hilarity for hours.
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But HOW
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Lawl. And eww Omegle is full of weirdos.
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_Tim_ wrote:
It's best when you hook CleverBot into Omegle. Hilarity for hours.

Has Wheaties ever found his way into Omegle?
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Haha, nah. Perhaps Wheaties' brothers/sisters may have.
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