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01[22:21] <Canibuz> What the **** is montana?
[22:21] <@_Tim_> nothing in montana, i'm cool with that
[22:21] <Bladerunner> Lol
[22:21] <Roadhog> see
[22:21] <Bladerunner> Tony Montana
01[22:21] <Canibuz> is that a synonom for faggot?
[22:21] <Roadhog> could be
[22:21] <Roadhog> you seem to know all of them
01[22:21] <Canibuz> synonym*
[22:21] <Roadhog> is it?
[22:21] <Roadhog> :p
[22:21] <spoop> ik verwijt geofs luidsprekers
[22:22] <Bladerunner> Everyone come to MA we can have a rape party
[22:22] <spoop> ok
01[22:22] <Canibuz> ^^what roadhogs mom said while her mouth was full
[22:22] <Roadhog> where is geof..
[22:22] <spoop> i can be to ma in <30 min
[22:22] <Bladerunner> I talked to him a couple weeks ago
[22:22] <Bladerunner> Cause I found him on fb
[22:22] <drainOhigh> busy driving the wheels off his cherocar
01[22:22] <Canibuz> well I am in **** Arkansas
[22:22] <@_Tim_> i can be to MA in .. ~36 hours
[22:22] <Roadhog> na that wasnt geof
[22:22] <@JoeShmo> i'm in MA all the time lol
[22:22] <Roadhog> you were probably talking to a baby seal
[22:22] <Bladerunner> Lol
[22:22] <Bladerunner> Alright guys I'll be waiting
01[22:23] <Canibuz> ~36 hours? pfft shmo will pick you up in his SR-71
[22:23] <@_Tim_> Smile
[22:23] <@_Tim_> ah, of course!
[22:23] <@JoeShmo> ^^
06[22:23] * Bladerunner buys more duct tape
01[22:23] <Canibuz> 12 hours tops
[22:23] <Roadhog> 12 hours
[22:23] <spoop> joe needs gas money tho
[22:23] <Roadhog> cuz he has to fly around the world twice
[22:23] <Roadhog> before picking you up
01[22:23] <Canibuz> he don't need no gas money
01[22:23] <Canibuz> he be making it rain on them hoes
[22:23] <Bladerunner> Lol
[22:23] <@JoeShmo> Neutral
[22:23] <Roadhog> his sr-71 is BMW powered
[22:23] <@_Tim_> ung ung, make dem girls shirts lift off like space shuttles
[22:23] <Roadhog> it runs on hooker blood
[22:24] <Bladerunner> And virgin tears
[22:24] <@JoeShmo> Surprised
[22:24] <Roadhog> nah
[22:24] <Roadhog> just northern jersey hooker blood
01[22:24] <Canibuz> When shmo goes to the strip club its actually a non-domed stadium. He fills the entire stadium with ones while orbiting in his SR-71
[22:24] <Bladerunner> How specific jaja
[22:24] <@JoeShmo> wow..
[22:24] <@JoeShmo> lol
[22:25] <Roadhog> then he hovers and lands in the middle
[22:25] <Roadhog> because his sr71 can hover
01[22:25] <Canibuz> Honey shmo don't care
[22:25] <@_Tim_> then guitar solo
[22:25] <Roadhog> guitar solo with an air guitar
01[22:25] <Canibuz> He won a grammy last night for his air guitar solo
[22:25] <@JoeShmo> no, i lost unfortunately
[22:25] <Roadhog> Neutral
[22:25] <Bladerunner> Nom'd
01[22:25] <Canibuz> Adele took your grammy bro
01[22:26] <Canibuz> Well we all know shes still a virgin atleast
[22:26] <@JoeShmo> rofl
01[22:26] <Canibuz> I wouldn't hit her with the main gun of an M1Abrams tank
[22:26] <Bladerunner> Or with a stolen pen0r
[22:26] <Roadhog> youd hit her with your main gun though
01[22:26] <Canibuz> Only your mom roadhog
06[22:27] * Canibuz ensures this chat is logging
[22:27] <Roadhog> nah, you need the space shuttle to hit that
01[22:27] <Canibuz> I wouldn't hit her with an ICBM
[22:27] <Roadhog> lunar lander too
[22:27] <Roadhog> some mars rovers too
01[22:27] <Canibuz> She has her own gravitational pull
[22:27] <Roadhog> make sure you explore inside first
[22:27] <Roadhog> see if its safe
[22:27] <Bladerunner> Oi
[22:28] <Bladerunner> !wut
[22:28] <@ChanServ> Bladerunner: wut
[22:28] <Roadhog> why do you think one of the rovers was named curiosity
[22:28] <Roadhog> and opportunity
01[22:28] <Canibuz> Shmos remote controlled car is actually a X-47B
[22:29] <Roadhog> joes bmw transforms into an A10 when it has enough hooker blood reserves
[22:29] <Roadhog> then he goes guido hunting
01[22:29] <Canibuz> Jet powered Reaper duh we are in the year 2012 get with it
[22:29] <Bladerunner> It sounds like he owns the **** batmobile
01[22:29] <Canibuz> Shmo once killed snookie
[22:30] <Roadhog> twice
01[22:30] <Canibuz> then she split in half an angelina was born
01[22:30] <Canibuz> Shmo is Pauly D
[22:30] <Roadhog> shmo is really the black eyed peas
[22:30] <Roadhog> all of them.
[22:30] <Bladerunner> Whoever punched her in the face is good in my book
[22:30] <@JoeShmo> Sad
01[22:31] <Canibuz> Shmo compelled MIA to middle finger the superbowl auidence with his MIND
[22:31] <Roadhog> lol
[22:31] <Bladerunner> Lol
[22:31] <@JoeShmo> oh my
[22:31] <Roadhog> then he banged her front stage
[22:31] <Bladerunner> Super bowl *cringe*
01[22:31] <Canibuz> dear god
[22:31] <Roadhog> but was so fast the camera didnt catch it
[22:31] <@_Tim_> superb owl
01[22:31] <Canibuz> shmo = chuck noris
[22:31] <Roadhog> shmo is the stig
[22:32] <Roadhog> and chuck norris
[22:32] <Bladerunner> I posted superb owl once during the super bowl
[22:32] <Bladerunner> I was proud of it
[22:32] <Roadhog> football is for flags.
[22:32] <spoop> shmo is actually the stig's italian cousin
01[22:32] <Canibuz> Shmo faked the moon landing. It was a dream of his he recorded
[22:32] <Roadhog> rofl
[22:32] <Bladerunner> Flags?
[22:32] <Roadhog> yes
[22:32] <Roadhog> bunch of flags
[22:32] <Bladerunner> Get the flock outta here!
[22:33] <Roadhog> pretty much
01[22:33] <Canibuz> shmo is wacka flaka
[22:33] <Bladerunner> Lil
[22:33] <Bladerunner> **** auto corrext
[22:33] <Bladerunner> Wow
01[22:33] <Canibuz> shmo corrects automatically
[22:33] <Roadhog> shmo whips your hair back and forth
01[22:33] <Canibuz> shmo has a igalaxynexusphone
[22:34] <Roadhog> and is sueing apple
[22:34] <Bladerunner> Does it cook bacon for him?
[22:34] <Roadhog> it cooks everything
[22:34] <Roadhog> as long as you supply it with hooker blood
01[22:34] <Canibuz> Shmos phone dispenses bacon on the hour
[22:34] <spoop> can it cook what the rock is smellin
01[22:34] <Canibuz> EVERY HOUR
[22:34] <@_Tim_> man, you guys simply adore shmo
01[22:34] <Canibuz> Even the rock can't smell what shmo is cooking
[22:35] <Bladerunner> Shiiiit
[22:35] <Roadhog> when shmo pushes the air dryers in the bathroom they actually dispense bacon for him
01[22:35] <Canibuz> Tim crashed the helicopter in NZ and walked away... LIKE A BAWS
[22:35] <@_Tim_> ain't no thang
01[22:35] <Canibuz> He is also ludacris
[22:35] <Roadhog> shmo voted for obama
01[22:35] <Canibuz> his braids are made of bacon
[22:35] <@JoeShmo> NO
[22:35] <Bladerunner> And Jay z
[22:35] <@JoeShmo> NO
[22:35] <@JoeShmo> NO
[22:35] <@JoeShmo> I DID NO SUCH THING
[22:36] <Bladerunner> Lmao
01[22:36] <Canibuz> SHMO IS OBAMA
[22:36] <Roadhog> lololol
[22:36] <@_Tim_> shmo hates bacon
[22:36] <Bladerunner> That for his attention
[22:36] <@JoeShmo> i <3 bacon
01[22:36] <Canibuz> bacon is made from Shmos tears
[22:36] <@_Tim_> then why no no no
[22:36] <Roadhog> shmo breads pigs in his anus
01[22:36] <Canibuz> ONLY SHMO CAN GET THE DIRT OFF HIS SHOULDER
[22:36] <Roadhog> and **** out bacon
[22:36] <@JoeShmo> unfortunately, i will be in his 'home' in 2 weeks
[22:36] <Bladerunner> I would **** bacon if it had a vagina or **** hole
[22:36] <@_Tim_> bread them pigs
[22:37] <Bladerunner> Butter em too
[22:37] <Roadhog> shmo jizzes bacon bits
01[22:37] <Canibuz> SHMO WILL MAKE THE WHITE HOUSE WHITE AGAIN
[22:37] <@JoeShmo> nope
01[22:37] <Canibuz> Bacon bits are shmos dandruff
[22:37] <@JoeShmo> just gonna fix its snap manager for SQL
[22:37] <@JoeShmo> *shrug*
01[22:38] <Canibuz> Shmo is actually the super computer from eagle eye
[22:38] <Bladerunner> Sweatin jack Daniels and jizzin bacon bits
[22:38] <Bladerunner> What a stand up guy
[22:38] <topbob> jackin off loads
[22:38] <Roadhog> shmo bought topbob shorts
[22:39] <Bladerunner> It's boptop
01[22:39] <Canibuz> Topbob was naked, until shmo made willed him to dress for the picture WITH HIS MIND
[22:39] <@_Tim_> incoming roadies mother jokes http://www.explosm.net/comics/2706/
[22:39] <Roadhog> lmfao
[22:39] <@JoeShmo> lol
[22:40] <Bladerunner> Har
01[22:40] <Canibuz> I spray this all over roadhogs mom every night
01[22:40] <Canibuz> http://www.libigrow.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Neuro-Gasm-reviews.png
01[22:40] <Canibuz> SHMO IS ROADHOGS FATHER :O ONLY HE COULD TAME THE WILD BEAST
[22:40] <Roadhog> http://www.wimp.com/awesomegopro/
06[22:41] * Bladerunner milks his teet
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Hahah I'm dying. That's going to be the next Dos Equis commercial.
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Ahahaha there is so much win in this thread.
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i missed all the good stuff. Sad

and also always the opportunity to tell people that i'm not a noob. (Canibuz....) Razz Embarassed Rolling Eyes Laughing
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FnF_racer wrote:
i missed all the good stuff. Sad

and also always the opportunity to tell people that i'm not a noob. (Canibuz....) Razz Embarassed Rolling Eyes Laughing


Damn nub.



























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I like how no one but the mm2c originals are posting here :p

except me......
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#mm2c is the place where the cool people hang out.
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Nuff said





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wannagoodcar1 wrote:
I like how no one but the mm2c originals are posting here :p

except me......


i'm also no original, i came here in 2004, 2 years after the rest... Razz
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FnF_racer wrote:
i'm also no original, i came here in 2004, 2 years after the rest... Razz


4 years after the rest.

FTFY

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i am hinting on the date under the username.

caus the 2 year that miss, was because of....?
i think i heard it before, but am lazy to search
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FnF_racer wrote:
i am hinting on the date under the username.

caus the 2 year that miss, was because of....?
i think i heard it before, but am lazy to search


We started as a hosted site on Jason Trusty's Behind The Wheel Racing Network (aka BTWRacing), which unfortunately had to close down in early 2002. That's when we moved to our own server and forums. Smile
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